Erin has done it again.
That girl is the funniest thing since sliced bread,
And therefore, all credit for this post must be served to her.
If I were a boy...
that picture would be me, all the time, no questions asked.
I would always wear baseball hats.
I would drink dark beer, and like it.
I would demand to have my own man cave.
I would take out the trash and do all the yard work.
I wouldn't be such a scaredy cat about things.
I would never shop at PacSun or HotTopic.
I would leave "I love you...just because" notes and presents often.
I would play high school football.
I would drive a big SUV or pick-up truck.
I wouldn't talk bad about "chicks" and all the stupid things they do.
(Even though I'd probably think they do lots of stupid things.)
I would be sure to ask her dad before I proposed.
I wouldn't complain about the ten million questions she asks me each day.
I would be a mama's boy...but not too much.