If I Were a Boy (Part 2)

So, awhile back, I wrote this post for Erin's link up.
But I when I realized my other favorite blogging Erin
and her friend Gay
were doing the same kind of thing
(plus the fact that I didn't have anything else planned for today)
I knew I had to participate.
With a few little revisions.

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If I were a boy...

I would pee anywhere and everywhere, because I could.

I would always wear baseball hats.

I would drink dark beer, and like it.

I would demand to have my own man cave.

I would take out the trash and do all the yard work.

I wouldn't chew tobacco.

I wouldn't be such a scaredy cat about things.

I would be able to fix anything.

I would never shop at PacSun or HotTopic.

I would leave "I love you...just because" notes and presents often.

Even though I would have really sloppy, chicken scratch handwriting.

 I would play high school football.

I would drive a big SUV or pick-up truck.

I wouldn't talk bad about "chicks" and all the stupid things they do.
(Even though I'd probably think they do lots of stupid things.)

I would be sure to ask her dad before I proposed.

I'd have a dog and love her unconditionally.

I would act really annoyed when my girl asks me for help,
but secretly I would love it.

I wouldn't complain about the ten million questions she asks me each day.

I would be a mama's boy...but not too much.

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Hugs,