Over It

So Beyonce lip sang the National Anthem?

yawn. 

A football player has some fake dead girlfriend.

who cares.

Prince Harry said something else offensive that real royalty would never say.

whatever that means.

It was 3 degrees below 0 in some places this week.

hasn't that happened before?

Lance Armstrong used drugs and lied about it.

who hasn't?*

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Is it just me, or has the news just gotten completely ridiculous.

One of my fun facts the other day

was that I watch the news every morning,

but never really pay attention 

and therefore I don't know anything actually going on in the world.

At least I thought that was my problem.

Turns out, I wasn't out of touch with current events 

because I wasn't paying attention.

I'm out of touch with current events

because none of the news I watch is actually reporting real news.

Sorry Diane Sawyer.

But seriously, 

why is it a big deal that Beyonce used

a pre-recorded version of The Star Spangled Banner?

Why are we sooooo fascinated with an idiot football player

who decided to get a "relationship" with someone he had never actually met?

And more importantly,

why is everyone always hating on Prince Harry?

Sure, these things might be newsworthy for a little while.

But I shouldn't hear about them over and over and over again.

I believe there's a proverb for just this type of situation:

Don't make a mountain of a mole hole.

Yes, Channel 12 News. I'm lookin at you.

Hugs,

*I haven't. I solemnly swear.