Inevitably

Throughout the years, as I get older and wiser (ha) I've learned that there are some things that are just inevitable. I like to think these are universal truths that apply to everyone. Although I'm completely aware that it could just be me. Whatevs.

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Inevitably....you will have to go to the bathroom right after you've painted your nails.

Inevitably....you will also have to go to the bathroom right after you've cleaned the toilet. Just saying.

Inevitably...you will always always forget what days your favorite TV shows come on until they go off for the season. Then every Thursday night at 9:00 you'll be eagerly waiting for a new episode only to realize there are no more new ones. 

Inevitably...you can be sick as a dog for days until you finally schedule a doctor's appointment. Then you'll have no symptoms whatsoever.

This holds true for computer issues as well. 

Inevitably...your computer/phone/TV/projector/etc. will not work until you call tech support. And then it works every time.

Inevitably...no matter how much bug spray you use, you will still get at least one, teensy tiny itchy-as-hell mosquito bite in the most unfortunate of places.

This holds true for sunscreen too.

Inevitably....your nose and cheeks will still get pinker than the rest of your face no matter how much sunscreen you lather on. If you're luck you will inevitably always have a sunglasses tan as well from the months of March to October at least.

Inevitably....if there's a chance of rain at the beach, it will happen, only if you decide to pack up and haul yourself there. If you forgo the trip based on the 30% chance of rain, there will be blue skies for days.

Inevitably....you will be bored stiff during the day, wandering aimlessly around thinking "what to do, what to do" until you're in bed, fast asleep at 2AM. Then you'll think of about 29857 things you need to get done!

Inevitably...when you're thinking about all the inevitable things in life, you will have this song stuck in your head. Or at least you should.

And hearing this song should make you think of The Internship previews which should make you want to go see it, if you haven't already. Seriously...the cutest movie! Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson are ha-larious.

Also, I've decided I enjoy recapping my weekends half way through the week instead of on Mondays, you know to keep it fresh. So stay tuned for that.

Except, not really. This past weekend was pretty low key. A full post is questionable. We'll see what happens.

Happy Monday doll faces!

Hugs,