- Dance recitals are a lot longer than when I took dance.
- Oh, and apparently they tumble now?
- White girls can't dance hip-hop.
Unless they're drunk. Ever.
- Always pack a bottle of water - you get thirstay.
- Leotards have shorts now?
- I bet that cuts down on the wedgies, for sure.
- This one girl has been in like 10 different dances.
- My little girl WILL take dance.
- I am obsessed with glitter and tutus.
- Why did I ever stop dancing?
- Maybe there's an adult class?
- Being a dance teacher would be the funnest job in the world.
- Except, I bet putting on this three hour dance recital was the most stressful thing she's ever done.
- Although picking out the outfits would be so worth it.